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10-14-2011, 01:39 AM
A woman called her mother one day and told her:
"Mom I'm going to divorce Robert."
Her mother replying in shock:
"Why would you ever want to do that?"
Her daughter continues to say:
"Well all he wants is anal sex, i mean my asshole used to be the size of a nickle now its the size of a half dollar."
The woman's mother then says:
"Honey you are married to a millionaire, you live in a 8 room mansion, you drive exotic cars, you take 8 vacations a years, you get $2,000 allowance to go out shopping, and you want to screw that up over 45 cents?"
"Mom I'm going to divorce Robert."
Her mother replying in shock:
"Why would you ever want to do that?"
Her daughter continues to say:
"Well all he wants is anal sex, i mean my asshole used to be the size of a nickle now its the size of a half dollar."
The woman's mother then says:
"Honey you are married to a millionaire, you live in a 8 room mansion, you drive exotic cars, you take 8 vacations a years, you get $2,000 allowance to go out shopping, and you want to screw that up over 45 cents?"